FEC You!

Today it has come to our attention that the vile Liberal-Communists at Common Cause have begun a campaign to undermine our efforts and lobby the Federal Elections Commission to begin an investigation of our finances because we have yet to formally announce a presidential run.  It is hoped that you as our followers will do anything possible to undermine these efforts.  Here is a link to the petition.

Who Needs To Retire?

I think we need to raise the retirement age, not for the people that already nearing —receiving Social Security that are already on it [sic], but raise it gradually over a long period of time for people that are just entering the system.

Some are calling Gov. Bush's comments on raising the retirement age clueless, stupid, callous, perhaps even a sign of how out of touch he is with the working people of this country.  This is pure nonsense.  Gov. Bush has a long-standing connection to working people and understands their problems.  For decades, his butlers and chauffeurs have been an instrumental part of his family and helped define major events.  Why, if it weren't for his fellow Hispanic driver, Jose, Gov. Bush might have gotten lost if he had tried to drive his wife to the hospital on his own when she went into labor!

Yo Soy Latino!

Recent news reports have indicated that Gov. Bush may have listed himself as 'Hispanic' on a Florida voter registration form.

These revelations are spurious at best and distracting at most.  Everyone should understand, after years of the traitor President's controversial handling of doubts about his own heritage how these things work.  Even if Obama's mother was a white American and he was born in Hawaii,  the Constitution clearly says that nationality is like an STD.  If your father is a Kenyan, that means you are a Kenyan, not an American.  So obviously if Gov. Bush married a Latina, that makes him Spanish by default!

Let's Get Randy!

Today the 2016 race heated up with the announcement that Kentucky Sen. Rand Paul has thrown his hat in to the race for the Republican nomination for President.  Gov. Bush is pleased to see Mr. Paul join the race.  "As the son and grandson of American Senators, seeing the son of such a storied political figure as Ron Paul raise his hand and proudly declare 'I wish to be of service' brings nothing but joy to my heart", said Mr. Bush.  "I would be happy to have such a good ole' boy serve me food at Kennebunkport, in Midland, or where ever I should choose to hold a fund raiser."