Hi, I'm Jeb Bush! I'm so excited to post to this blog for the first-ever message from our campiagn teem. You may thunk that I'm like my dad and brother, George and George, but rest ashured, I am my own man and have my own ideas. Alright, maybe I look up to Uncle Dick Chaney and have a teensy weensee levull of help from the Coke Brothers, but don't worry, I have plenty of ideas about how to make America betterer. For example, I think it's really bad that the black guy, I mean President, is using regulations and the veeto to keep the Keystone XL pipeline from pumping oil into America. I mean, it's oil, so that's kind of important, especially since my dad's old partners, the Ahabs, are reely not okay with us and think we did bad bye preserverating freedom in Iran. Oh wait, I mean Iraq. Don't worry, I'll make Iran good if you vote for me. And even iff yu dont, I probablies will be able to win like my brother George didz in 2001, back when I was the Governer. So keep cumming back to reed my blog, I promise you will not bee not incuraged.
Love and high 5s,
Jeb Bush
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